GIVE THE GIFT OF FEWER RATS
New York City has 2 million rats and 1 perfect present.
All orders include a personalized certificate, delivered as a PDF or via the mail, on linen paper. Gift wrap, frame, and mat are available for an additional charge.
Happy Dead Rats: Classic
I'll kill the first 5 rats I find.
Happy Dead Rats: Home Is Where the Rats Aren't
I'll kill 5 rats in a neighborhood of your choice.
I Know Someone Who Hates Rats.
Perfect. Order Happy Dead Rats here by submitting your name and email.
I'll reply to confirm the details and provide a timeline from dead rats to delivered certificate.
People love it.
"I don't want to know how it works."
—Christine, satisfied customer
"Ideal for someone who hates rats and clutter."
—Sarah, satisfied customer
"Five fewer rats!"
—Luke, satisfied customer
Safe, reliable, and unique.
Is this legal?
Why wouldn’t it be? I don’t see how it could be illegal. I get that it’s unusual though, and so I limit myself to no more than three sets of five kills a day.
What if you can't find rats?
I'll find rats.
Can I set up a wedding registry?
What's your kill zone?
New York City.
Will you come to my house?