GIVE THE GIFT OF FEWER RATS
New York City has 2 million rats and 1 perfect present.
All orders include a personalized certificate, delivered as a PDF or via the mail, on linen paper. Gift wrap, frame, and mat are available for an additional charge.
Happy Dead Rats: Classic
I'll kill the first 5 rats I find.
Happy Dead Rats: Home Is Where the Rats Aren't
I'll kill 5 rats in a neighborhood of your choice.
I Know Someone Who Hates Rats.
Perfect. Order Happy Dead Rats here by submitting your name and email.
I'll reply to confirm the details and provide a timeline from dead rats to delivered certificate.
People love it.
"It was great."
—Christine, satisfied customer
"I hate rats and clutter. This is such a cool and thoughtful gift."
—Sarah, satisfied customer
"Five less rats!"
—Luke, satisfied customer
Safe, reliable, and unique.
Is this legal?
Why wouldn’t it be? I don’t see how it could be illegal. I get that it’s unusual though, and so I limit myself to no more than three sets of five kills a day.
What if you can't find rats?
I'll find rats.
Can I set up a wedding registry?
What's your kill zone?
New York City.
Will you come to my house?